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Monday 1 April 2013

It's Clearly Confusing For Some Gents To Comprehend

Milly's Questions and And Answers
'The One-Off Clinic'

Because I'm a masseuse and because I'm within the "erotic massage arena"  and there's a huge percentage of ladies offering sexual intercourse, I often get asked:  
"But Why Don't You Do Sex?"
I do indeed get somewhat tired of explaining myself and to be totally honest, I don't see why I should really have to explain. It's a personal choice, one that I'm very happy with and I find that my clientele visit me for a variety of different reasons:~
  • I just adore HUGE breasts, and yours are the biggest 'natural' ones I've EVER seen
  • I don't want full intercourse but I love a good blow job
  • Because you don't offer full services, I feel that you're sexual health is "safe" for me
  • I love a REAL massage, many of them are just a quick rub down
  • I have a stressful job and the service you provide sounds like "just what I need"
  • British women are friendly (most are lol) and there's no language barrier
  • I am REALLY curious about Prostate Massage so I want to try it
  • Most women offering Prostate Massage haven't got a clue how to do it
I know that it's great to visit a lady and know E X A C T L Y  what you will and wont get but seriously...my adverts are so informative that if gentlemen actually took the time to read it, they would know most of the answers already. Maybe some of them find me a challenge?

Of course I get the "wacko" mail, like all ladies do.....the "fantasist" mail and the "Mr 1000 questions mail and I try to be as helpful and as tactful as possible but when I can see immediately that a gent HAS NOT READ A THING it really gets my goat! I know that firstly he's a potential Time Waster and secondly that he will be Hard Work and could even be dangerous!

Milly's List of TYPES of client:~ (ladies, feel free to add to it)
  • The Wacko-just totally mentally challenged. A Serious DON'T SEE!
  • The Fantasist-probably can't afford to see you anyway (full of shit)
  • The Mr 1000 Questions-Non Stop emails, asking really silly things
  • The Down Right Rude-Rude from the outset. Another DON'T SEE!
  • The Sweet Shy-This can go either way as he may be too nervous to follow through with the session
  • The Genuine/Regular/Nice/Normal-I LOVE YOU!
  • The "I want Sex Chat"-Call a chat line Darling, It Ain't Gonna Happen!
  • The I want a Friend-Then join a Social Network!
  • The Liar-Many of these in the Middle East but I'm no fool
  • The Haggle King-PLEASE DON'T EVEN TRY IT- DELETE   BLOCK  DELETE  GO AWAY
  • I will Never Book You-I just happened to come across your advert.....blah blah blah
  • Can I pick you up from the airport- Please! Do I sound like a bloody Fool?
  • Can I be your first client-Sure, no problem but when there's 3 of you Do I Toss A Coin?
  • Can We Just "hang out"-Does that mean you don't want to pay me for my time?
.......and the list goes on
This is one of the reasons that I am SELECTIVE TO WHOM I ENTERTAIN
I love men, I really enjoy my job, the travel, the freedom but I just find it baffling how certain gents want to complicate the whole process. It just spoils it for the Genuine, Friendly, Lovely Guys as I'm always having to be so very clear and really strict with my procedures.

I've compiled a few Questions And Answers Below that may help a little: -

Q. You don't show your cell number so how do I contact you?
A. If you send me the details I ask for on my advert, I will get back to you with booking details

Q. You don't offer intercourse, why?
A. If you feel the need to question this then why not just book a lady who does offer it?

Q. Does the session include me playing with your breasts and pussy?
A. As per my advert, I love gentle breast play and licking my nipples but NO pussy Play

Q. I'm 20 and Fit, Good looking, Healthy and I love older women, Please see me!
A. I'm sure you are but my Personal Preference is not to see gentlemen under 25, sorry

Q. I've booked an appointment with you but I can't make it.
A. That's not a problem. All it takes is a quick text. If you simply DON'T TURN UP I will keep your number/email address as a NO SHOW and will NEVER accept  booking from you again. I will also share your details with other escorts!

Q. Can I come more than once?
A. Yes of course, I never rush to the finish line but please mention your wish at the beginning of the appointment

Q. Can I come on your face or in your mouth?
A. I know I have amazing lips but I only allow you to come in a condom or on my amazing Huge, Soft, Sexy Breasts! Why waste it!

Q. Can I take you for a coffee?
A. Sure, my hourly rates will apply.

Q. Will you visit me at my home?
A. Only if I have seen you before. I only provide out calls to 4/5* Hotels

I hope this has helped as they are the most frequently asked questions for me.

Hope to meet you soon for a Sexy Sensual Candlelit Session!

Milly xx



 

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