Could Internet Dating Be The Answer To True Happiness?

I am astounded at how many internet dating sites there are now. Back in the day we used to laugh at people if they said "we met on the net" and it was always associated with 'Russian Brides' or really unattractive people looking for love, but now days it's totally accepted and very probable that you will know a person who is either dating an internet partner or has married someone they met on the net. 

I've done lots of research (nudge nudge wink wink) and in my experience, I think that there are certain "types" of guy that use the net for meeting people (women)

My rough estimations and naughty observations are:-

Roughly 52% of guys are ultimately looking for NSA Sex. Whether they're married, have a girl friend or they're single (most will say they're single, even if theyre not!)

Yes....I SMELL A RAT....a big fat juicy one!

I always laugh at the length these guys will go to if they are in "cyber pursuit" and how they want to give as little as possible for maximum in return (ie) for the people who aren't with me: THE MAJORITY OF THESE GUYS WILL ONLY TAKE YOU FOR A DRINK OR TWO AND WILL PROBABLY ONLY BUY THE FIRST ROUND AS THEY EXPECT YOU TO BE MEGGA GRATEFUL FOR THE PLEASURE OF THEIR COMPANY. THEY WONT TAKE YOU FOR DINNER BECAUSE IN THEIR LITTLE MIND YOU ARE "A SURE THING" BECAUSE YOU'RE GAGGING FOR IT ......I mean, why else would you turn up?! These guys are so tight that they wont even pay for a hotel room and expect a blow job in the car at the very least...to them it's "JOB DONE" I call these dudes the "I DONT PAY FOR SEX" GANG  

The next 5% are nice guys. Possibly single but possibly in an unhappy or sexless relationship. They're hard working and financially secure and have dated many women over the years but now they've found that social networking is a way to create sparks and hope to eventually "light that fire" again. They're not shy but they like to know lots about a woman before they meet up with her. They feel like little boys in a sweetie shop on the net so are probably chatting to quite a few; keeping their options open; but they make a silly mistake of cutting and pasting the exact same opening message to several lovely ladies and ...alas...us bright biachs can spot it a mile off #HUGETURNOFF

10% Of the guys are actually really genuine. Perhaps looking for love, perhaps recently out of a long relationship and "exploring" all possibilities that the web has to offer on the dating front. Several are just lonely or looking for 'banter' to brighten their day. These guys aren't necessarily actively looking for love or anything remotely like it but they are in the opinion that "if it happens it happens" These guys are the trustworthy ones without an agenda and if you date one you'll get treated like a princess because they have respect, imagination and a belief that love really does exist.

3% are "nice guys in disguise" they tend to befriend you and compliment regularly. They know the game needs to be played slowly to lure us in as they're really punching above their station...I do believe they're not 100% calculated and are more like THE CHANCERS who, if the chats have been reciprocated, will edge towards slightly more suggestive conversations and "test the water" they arent direct with "ooh I'd love to passionately kiss you" but will sneak in something like "you really do have beautiful hair....I bet you'd love a head massage" if you TAKE THE BAIT then they will up the game in the hope you'll be turned on enough to say a few things that they can at least wank to later. Every man has a WANK BANK

15% Are guys who just fancy a little online flirty fun with no intention of ever meeting up in person. Maybe a cheap thrill to spice it up with the Wife later in the boudoir...or just confident and secure with who they are and up for meeting new people and having a laugh. #HARMLESS

5% of Hardcore 'Sex Surfers' who know what they want and try everything in their power to get women to "swap pics" and skype with them for 'mutual pleasure' THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH....."Mutual Pleasure" Are you fucking serious? Do I really want to sit there watching a random guy tossing himself off? I'd rather bath in horse manure if I'm honest! 

5% of pubescent boys who are "looking for an older woman" because it's their pent up little fantasy that us more 'mature' ladies will teach them everything they need to know before they embark on that sexual journey in life....Laughing now....poor little bastards. They haven't a clue but I guess at least they're willing to study hard, work harder and achieve that ultimate high "Finding the G Spot" Bless them. Just dont suggest you meet for dinner unless you're prepared to sit in McDonald's!! 

5% Of guys are "The FUGLIES" Bless them...Socially Inept, boring as hell, possibly still a virgin and possibly living with mummy. This guy can be really skinny, unkempt and odd looking or overweight and balding with a rather odd sense of dress. I'm not saying these guys aren't nice people but they probably pop their clogs at the glimpse of a nipple and fantasise about every woman they have any contact with in the "real world" but here in the cyber world they find this abundance of confident chat in the hope that women don't see through it and perhaps by a miracle they might just find that Mrs Fugly.

Of course this is Milly's opinion and what the hell do I know??!!