A - Z Of How You ACTUALLY Book An Appointment With Me In The Middle East

Hello my pampered Gentlemen

It seems that my polite but firm approach when writing my adverts and my blog, that are aimed for my lovely Middle Eastern gentlemen, doesn't always bode well for me....

Mnn, this could be for a number of reasons (in your words)

1) I may have a problem with reading and or understanding English Then I AM NOT the woman for you
2) I looked at the advert on my phone and it's "too small" Oh, you will need to log on to a lap top, maybe...
3) I couldn't be bothered to read it all THAT's Not a good answer, show's you don't care who you see!
4) Oh no, I didn't see that part No problem, just have a recap sweetie...
5) I was so horny, I only looked at the photo's and the email address That's all very well but I don't want to talk about rates or services every time I get an email or call, It's All There For You and precisely for that reason darling x
6) Other escorts don't require such details I AM NOT "other escorts"
7) I need to be continuously mothered every step of the way Do I really want to be your mamma?
8) I am in the office and there are people around! Then just call me back later.
9) I got your number from a friend THAT **** really annoys me!
10) I'm a TIME WASTER with no intention of meeting you *BLOCKED*

I'm saying this really quite tongue in Cheek and I know you love my sense of humour,
(g*d know's I need one doing this job), so here you go.
A Step By Step Guide

Easy When You Know How

• Read My Advert Thoroughly so You Can Decide IF I May Be What You Require
• Take A Look At My Blog IF You Would Like More In-Depth Information
• Contact Me Via Email 
• I Need Your Name, Age, Nationality, Profession, Cell nub and anything else you may wish to add
• I AM SELECTIVE TO WHOM I SEE - RARE, I KNOW!
• I Will Reply To Your Email and either give you my Cell Number OR
• I Will Send You A Text Message For You To Call Me At YOUR CONVENIENCE
• We Then Have A Brief Chat And We Confirm A MUTUAL Time and I Give You A Location 
• From there it's P L A I N    S A I L I N G.....or it should be
• We Can Then Communicate By Text As It's Easier
• I NEED CONFIRMATION AT LEAST ONE HOUR BEFORE our booking
• Unfortunately, without this, I cancel the appointment
• If You are Running Late, Or Unable To Keep The Appointment JUST A TEXT WILL DO
• When You Arrive, You Need To Park Your Car and TEXT ME
• I Will Then Tell You Where To Go
• Please be discrete gentlemen.
• Come straight in the hotel, find the elevators and up to my floor with no drama xxx

              Discretion Is Key

THINGS NOT TO DO

Remember that I choose my locations for the simple reason that I am able to have my guests come and go with privacy and anonymity.

1. Please Please DO NOT Go to reception and ask for Miss MIlly (you'd be surprised!!)
2. If you get stopped on the way to my room (very rare) say EXACTLY what I told you to say
3. Any Problems at all just call me.
4. Please DONT be impatient if I don't text you back immediately, I may be with a client, in the shower or unable to talk
5. Pleeeeese don't bring me flowers, it's a dead give away, try something smaller :0)

Thank you for reading this

If Indeed You Did....

Milly xxx

Email millystriker@hotmail.co.uk

USELESS INFORMATION
If you look at the comments after this post, you will see a person who seems to be a rather polite gentleman looking for an appointment> ALAS> He is a very vulgar man (or woman) who has tried to book an appointment through deceit and lies by asking to "pay" another escort to lie to me and say that he is her client and that he is a lovely guy. Luckily, she alerted me to this but he is now sending me totally vulgar pictures and a video of him with writing all over his ASS in red lip stick (are you laughing yet) and a butt plug....I mean, come on dear, am I supposed to be shocked or turned on? I just hope that you are not a danger to any of the other working girls and that you're just a sad lonely man with too much time on his hands.