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Google told me that the world is my oyster!

I've been watching my stats and I'm amazed at the amount of hits I'm getting from places I've never been but would love to go.

It's easy to plan a new tour when you know where you're going but there are places that I'd love to go and hadn't even considered would or could be suitable for me to "work" Of course, if you think of going to The USA, you would automatically visit the obvious places and not think about the smaller or less popular cities.

I tend not to offer an over night service as a personal preference and after spending the most awful time with the over weight Saudi race horse owner last year, I decided not to go away with clients unless I knew them.

However, I've just spent an amazing week away with an older gentleman who wanted to spend some quality time with a like minded lady and to have a little intimacy that he wasn't able to get due to his single status.

We went walking, had wonderful dinners, fished, sat on the beach, shopped a little and talked for hours about his time serving in the British army all over the world during the 80's. We found each other stimulating and friendly and he was able to relax every evening with a wonderful massage that definitely helped his lower back problems.

I think it's quite difficult to spend time with another person if you don't "click" in some way but we were lucky enough to have spoken on the phone lots, as well as a few drinks in a Kent Country pub before the decision to go away.

I would love to provide this service to other genuine down to earth gentlemen and I know that most escorts charge huge fees for this service but I am more concerned about the type of guy I'm going away with as opposed to how much he's paying me...

If you are hoping for an easygoing companion to travel with in Europe or further afield whether it be business or pleasure then please send me an email with the following information:-

Your name
Your Age
Your Profession
Your nationality
A recent photo
What the purpose of the trip is and duration
What the destination is and the dates you wish to go
What interests you have while away (swimming, beach, exploring, quad biking, horse riding, white water rafting...)
Are you a smoker? drinker?

My requirements are pretty simple compared to most...

I like my own bedroom to sleep in and get dressed in
I need 3 hours per day to myself
Flight, accommodation, food and beverages
I must have wifi access
50% of my fee is always at least one week prior to the trip, the other 50% on the day we leave
My rates are negotiable depending on the location and duration

I look forward to hearing from you xx

Click Here To Email Me

Thank You Google!

WE MUST STAND TOGETHER AS A NATION

Today in Woolwich London UK an innocent man was run down by a car of which the driver and its passenger then got out and repeatedly stabbed, hacked and cut him to death on a busy street in full view of passers by. The evil unprovoked assailants then dragged his drenched, half decapitated body into the middle of the road and they are nothing less than animals who have claimed that they were making a political statement on behalf of Islam.

I often visit Islamic countries and I know that we CAN find good and bad in all parts of society EVERYWHERE but I have NEVER met a Muslim in my extensive travels of the Middle East who has ever said anything derogatory towards my country.  I find that their culture and religious beliefs to be family orientated,  passionate,  dedicated and very close to how my religion, CHRISTIANITY, is followed.
I REFUSE to agree that these gratuitous TERRORISTS can relate or excuse their vile actions to RELIGION.

The feeling of sadness weighs on my heart for the family and friends of this brave man who is thought to be one of our serving British soldiers. May you rest in peace and these animals be brought to justice.
They WILL NOT be going to heaven where the virgins are expected to greet them and I hope and pray that instead, they'll rot in a prison cell for ever...

Another Natural Disaster ~ Oklahoma, The world are thinking of you

Survivability vs. tornadoes is 80% preparedness and 20% luck

Poor Moore State, Oklahoma were bombarded yesterday by a killer twister tornado. They had a similar disaster back in 1999 that took, I think, 36 lives, but the devastation caused yesterday has no comparison.

Great Business In The State Of Texas!

Moore has about 41.000 residents and when the tornado hit them, I would imagine many people were not near a shelter or able to alert loved ones.

The Old Type Of Shelter Is All Concrete

I always thought that people in countries where extreme weather was a regular occurrence would naturally have their own basement shelter or at least get enough warning to get to their nearest communal shelter but I'm learning that this is really not the case. Sometimes the warning is only a matter of 4 or 5 minutes which amazed me! I also assumed that the local government authorities would be responsible for funding residents to build their own shelters. This is not the case!

I Can't Imagine Having To Go Through This On Any Level

I looked at shelters with my friend who lives in "Tornado Alley" in The US and she explained that they have to be able to withstand winds of up to 200 mph and that a powerful tornado is able to actually take a really well built house off it's foundations in one go. Wow! It's easy for us to sit here and to feel sorry for them but the reality is that it must be traumatic and terrifying, especially for elderly people living alone or the little children who were at school without their parents to protect them.

This is How The Newer Structures Look.

Mike Adams wrote an interesting article on "Why Don't People Build Tornado Warnings Anymore"
He questioned whether or not all adults took the tornado warnings seriously yesterday and that you are able to control 80% of what happens to you during a tornado with preparedness strategies. Mike Adams views suggest that many people deny the danger when a warning is issued and that they don't take enough precautions to keep themselves safe. He goes on to say that all home owners in America who are in these high risk areas need to plan ahead and when buying a new home they should always "assume" that one day the shelter WILL be needed.

I would like to send much love to the people of Oklahoma at this really sad and confusing time and I pray that the injured recover and that they receive the help and support from their Government to rebuild their communities. I also send my sincere condolences to people who lost loved ones yesterday and I pray that you find peace at coming to terms with your grief.
I am very sorry for your loss.

Milly xxx

People are uploading their own photos and videos Take A Look

View From A Considerable Distance

The Very Brave Search And Rescue Workers

What Power It Had

Just Sheer Devastation Everywhere

This Picture Tells A Thousand Stories...

Oklahoma 20th May 2013

RIP To All Who Lost Life

Corona Virus ~ How Much Do We Know? Should We Be Worried?

I have been watching the news reports about this nasty killer virus and I must admit, I'm a tad scared. I  know that it says that prolonged body contact is needed to have a chance of contracting it but how much do they really know about these emerging diseases? Or more to the point, how do we know that our governments are not witholding vital information from us?

The Corona-virus can present itself like the common cold, as I understand. They are saying that it's "hard to catch" and "difficult to spread" but then look at HIV; they said the same of that! Taking all into consideration I've read that if you are unlucky enough to catch it, your odds are not good so when I get on the next flight and I see the usual Chinese travelers sitting there in their little medical mask, I promise not to laugh!

They are telling people not to panic and that's all very well but remember that there IS NO effective treatment or vaccine available yet and I don't intend to be complacent during my travels. I'd appreciate more information being made available to regular travelers. 

As I said, they are saying that, to catch it you need really close contact with an infected person, but I've done a little research and if the original source are bats, as thought, then surely it could be in the food chain? Apparently they can't find the route of infection yet but I know I'll be avidly watching the net.

Take a look here for the Infection control advise

My Precautions

• Thorough and frequent hand washing with anti bacterial wash
• Using clean towels for every client (I do this anyway)
• Adding a few drops of tea tree and anti bacterial oil to my massage oil
• To use medical latex gloves
• Not to see clients who feel unwell in any way

Information If You Want To Escort In The Middle East or Abroad...

GOOGLE LOVES ~ ESCORTING ABROAD ~ GOOGLE LOVES ~ INFORMATION

I'm often asked by other working ladies about working abroad and I'm always more than happy to help and advise them with lot's of information as it can be daunting and dangerous to go somewhere with no decent and reliable info.

If you would like me to help you with anything...

Please drop me an email and I will send you everything you need

Milly x

My Email Address

Places I have been to regularly and can advidse on:~
Oman
Bahrain
Lebanon
Dubai
Abu Dhabi
Malta
Spain
France/Paris
Cyprus North and South
USA NY/Boston
Erbil
Singapore
Hong Kong
Ireland
Isle Of Man
Jersey
Guernsey


I LOVE GOOGLE
MILLY  MASSEUSE LOVES GOOGLE

When The Nasty Natasha Sent The Oman Police to Visit Us

NB: This Is A Blog About My Stalker ~ Part Of The Ongoing Saga

"Oh Yay ~ Oh Yay ~ Oh Yay"

Said the town crier to calm the people. This happened regularly in every Town Square back when people were publicly humiliated for committing crimes and doing bad things to people.

Nasty Nat aka Sexy Nat aka Nat Puss in Boots aka British Escort aka UAE Escort, along with many other alias' THIS IS WHERE YOU SHOULD BE ~ YOU EVIL WOMAN!

I expect you have read my post with all of lovely Ms Meaby's threats and copies of the emails she sent to each Middle Eastern Airport, Government so on and so forth?

The Muscat Sting

Well on this occasion the incident happened in Muscat, a beautiful place in Oman. I really like it there because it's so quiet and the way of life is really different to most other places in The Gulf. Lucy Jones and I arrived at our hotel and settled in. We went for a walk and had lunch so that we were ready for our first client who was coming to see us for a sexy nuru and prostate massage.

The guy was REALLY quite creepy in his cheap suit and plastic shoes and as really not the usual type of upscale client we're used to but we gave him the benefit of the doubt. He wouldn't get undressed and said he wanted to "chat" first which is usually fine but not if you're acting weirdly and sweating like you're nervous!

My god, I can smell a Time Waster from a Mile off! He gave the game away when he started talking about Nasty Natasha and admitted that she had asked him to book an appointment to come and see us. Of course we didn't take too kindly to the fact that FIRSTLY he was wasting our precious time and SECONDLY that Nasty Ms Dingle had the audacity to send some Smelly, Low Class Prick to "see what we looked like" We told him that he had to pay and he said that his wallet was in his car and then he tried to make a call. Lucy did a few ninja moves on him and we told him we would keep his phone 'till he came back.

OF COURSE HE NEVER DID ~ LOSER!

Stank Of Curry And Body Odour

The next caller turned up and he was Oman CID.....poor Lucy gets all the best gigs!

He called in to let us know that Ms Meaby had placed a report on us stating that we were dangerous prostitutes and had another man with us who would rob our clients once in the room! OMG here we go again. Are you keeping up? So we found ourselves in another situation that needed quick thinking. We chatted to the guy after looking at his ID card and verifying he was indeed a policemen and we told him about the Nasty Nat Dingle plus showed him her photo, adverts and emails. That was enough for him to believe that we were actually nice, educated, clean ladies just on a working holiday and posing no threat to the horny men of Oman.

Must Be A Matter Of Time

The Irony of this is that he is now a regular client of ours and when we are in Oman he looks after us to the point that he has even dealt with a threatening client that I had once.

As much as that stooopid woman tries to f*ck us over we try to bounce back and we NEVER talk about it but now she has pushed everyone too far with her nasty ways.

There is so much more.....really! I will have to tell you so that you can see how this fuc*ed up damaged person walks among us and and she does such heinous things out of pure jealousy and just because she can. She certainly thinks she can but I await for Kama to deal with her.

How sad and how dangerous is that?

Holy Month

The poor Italian girl she reported didn't get away so easily and ended up spending the whole of Ramadan in jail where she was treated so brutally before being deported! You can't tell me that anyone deserves that!

I have found out that N**** M****  is so obsessed with me that she follows every single advert of mine, has every photo I have ever used in adverts, tries to find out where I'm staying and has even said that she wants to learn prostate massage just so she can take my clients! I Mean thats surely the definition of a STALKER!


To Be Continued... But do I need to continue when you can see how awful she is - 6 people she had deported for being drug mules or carrying drugs and not a one was or is any shape or form - she really has to stop before someone not as nice as me really goes for her. Oops there is a whole line of girls, guess I will just have to get in line. You think I am kidding? It must be horrible to be hated as much as she.

Milly xxx
Email millystriker@hotmail.co.uk

Nasty Nat Didn't Want Us To Go To Malta So She Contacted Customs

NB: This Is A Blog About My Stalker ~ Part Of The Ongoing Saga

Such A Good Idea For A Working Holiday

This will show you just more proof of what a Nasty, Weird, Jealous, Freak Nicola Meaby really is and how she is NOT A victim! She has played the "I'm being bullied card too many times"

In September 2011 my friend Ebony Renee and I decided to go to Malta for a week on a working holiday. There had been other escorts we knew who'd been previously and a client of mine has a villa there so it seemed like a nice idea. We advertised and had lots of emails so we decided that we would work a couple of days and then to tour the islands and take photos of the incredible architecture and beautiful untouched coves.

We arrived at around 6pm and as we collected our cases and walked through the 'Nothing To Declare' bit we were surrounded by 8~12 people who huddled us off to a side bit. We were looking at each other in sheer amazement as the head guy abruptly said to me "are you carrying anything that you shouldn't have?" In a rather bewildered voice I nervously said "no" and the reason for my nerves was purely for the fact that Renee had her big fat strap on in her case and I had various other toys. We knew that prostitution was legal but I was a little confused at why we'd been stopped. Renee is a 6ft black girl from London who towered above most of the officers and I felt that they were awaiting for her to make a run for it because they all watched intently and I found myself actually giggling. I was kinda waiting for Jeremy Beadle to jump out and say "you've been pranked"

Jokes Aside Love

Alas, no, there was no joking on the part of the customs officers. Renee said to me that she "knew" we were about to be stopped as her 7th sense kicked in as we collected the cases... R E A L L Y?
So the head honcho started to have our belongings opened and searched as several hundred passengers waltzed passed looking on in astonishment at how we were being shouted at by this man! Our handbags were searched with a fine tooth comb, lining aswell. Our cases were slowly emptied and every single item was shown to the head honcho as we stood and tried not to giggle...condoms...strap on...lingerie...tissues...lube...more lube...panties...killer heels....little black dress....stockings....more lube...baby wipes....make up....tampax...creams....swim wear....more lube....flavoured condoms....whips....boots...you get the gist! The Honcho kept saying over and over "tell me where the package is" and "what are you carrying"? At one point the silly officer dropped my Chanel Chance Perfume on the floor and it broke, making the whole airport smell like a whores bouidoir....

Don't Open A Womans Suitcase!

There was a little side room where Renee was taken by two female officers She was gone for about 20 minutes and I was getting the feeling that we'd be here a while. Renee has a really funny humor and when she came back out of that room she looked at me straight in the face and said "you aint gonna like this" It was my turn to be humiliated although I've watched  Border Force enough times to know what was coming...
Strip searches are never that nice but to be honest, if you know you don't have anything hidden up your ass, you kind of have to laugh a little. It was when the lady asked me to crouch down and she placed a mirror under me that I really had to keep in the shriek!

Try Not To

When they'd found nothing I was getting the vibe that they were really pissed off. They even went through the cases again and were looking through my diary when the honcho looked up at me and said "what's a blow and go"? I did giggle at this point but it was a very embarrassing situation with the other officers looking on and waiting for me to answer. We were questioned extensively and learnt that he was the Chief of Drug Squad, Malta and that he had received intelligence that we were 'drug mules' ARE YOU SERIOUS....this was Renee and not Semolina the druggie you refer to. Renee did like too much caffeine but as for narcotics "IZ IT COZ ME BLACK?" and all that.

Malta Vice Squad ~ Lovely People

I asked to speak to the nice looking lady who hadn't spoken yet and it was explained to me that she was VICE. Apparently they were also tipped off....omg, we were famous, this was a high profile B U S T
I was taken to a corner with her and I explained who we were and why we were there. I told her about the Nasty piece of uneducated shit called Nicola Meaby who was clearly responsible for this report. The lady was lovely (good cop/bad cop) and she said not to worry and that the Honcho had a rather large ego and was really pissed that he didn't find anything. She said that we were just to cooperate with him and that she would ensure we were looked after. I had to believe her.

Am I Carrying Anything?

The funniest thing was when they searched Renee's bag. She had 5 mobile phones! Now in a Maltese Head of Drug Squad eyes, that makes you guilty as hell....I was actually wetting myself laughing and looking at Renee, whispering "oh no...you are SO busted girl" They wanted to know why 5 phones and then proceeded to tag them and bag them! The Honcho was making it really clear that he still didn't believe we weren't drug carriers and he decided that if they weren't in the luggage then they would be in our stomachs! Oh My Actual God.....It was like Faulty Towers Airport! He said "This is your last chance to confess, ARE YOU CARRYING ANYTHING?" We agreed to accompany him and the gang to the hospital to complete their tests.

Cm'on 5 Mobiles?

By this time it was around midnight and Renee started to get really narky (grumpy) I'll cut the story short.
We went to the hospital and had to have a scan of our stomachs, blood pressure and other obs for a couple of hours. As soon as they realised that we were telling the truth and had no drugs, they changed tactics. It was like we were their best friends. They apologised and explained that it had to be taken seriously and that the person who had sent the false report would be in serious trouble if they caught her. Luckily, we both have a really good sense of humor and we ended up getting a lift to our hotel and an invite to lunch at the Police Station the following day. Chief Inspector Camillieri wanted to meet us to give an official apology and to take a statement about the nutter who made the fake report.

It's A Matter Of Time Meaby!

We went to meet him and what a really lovely man he was. At the end of the meeting he gave us his card and said that we were more than welcome back to Malta at any time and he would like to know where ever we stayed so that he could ensure our safety.

Below, you will see emails sent to me by N**** M******** aka Nasty Nat clearly stating that she has reported me to various countries. She has done this to several girls but how stupid must she be to admit it in black and white!

Stop Playing The Victim You Evil Bitch!

PLEASE NOTE THAT THE EMAIL ADDRESS SHE USED IS THE SAME ONE THAT SHE'S USED TO SEND THINGS TO LUCY JONES AND EBONY RENEE

From: kippbortoff1970@hotmail.com
To: psa@moi.gov.qa
Subject: PROSTITUTES!
Date: Wed, 24 Aug 2011 20:13:18 +0100

This e mail is just to let you know that there is a well known prostitutes heading your way, she will probably be over sometime after Ramadan, sometime in September. She has a drink and drug addictions.

she is from the UK,  about 5ft6 with blonde hair, she has a very distinctive tattoo on her left forearm which is quite big. She big built ( over weight )

 blonde hair is named Clare Fordham Russell, from Kent,

She is well known in the ME for trying to sell drugs along with her body.

Be very cautious!

I will add some links to her website below: I have attached a face picture of Claire but it is old and she has longer hair now.

http://classifieds.justlanded.com/en/Oman/Services_Erotic-services/ENGLISH-LADY-FOR-intimate-TANTRIC-OIL-MASSAGE

http://classifieds.justlanded.com/en/Qatar/Services_Erotic-services/Fuller-Figured-English-Companion-to-visit-soon

http://classifieds.justlanded.com/en/Qatar/Personals_Erotic-encounters/ENGLISH-LADY-IN-MID-30-s-SENSUAL-MASSAGE-APRIL

http://millystrikermassage.yolasite.com

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From: kippbortoff1970@hotmail.com
To: info@caa.gov.qa
Subject: PROSTITUTES!
Date: Wed, 24 Aug 2011 20:18:59 +0100

This e mail is just to let you know that there is a well known prostitutes heading your way, she will probably be over sometime after Ramadan, sometime in September. She has a drink and drug addictions.

she is from the UK,  about 5ft6 with blonde hair, she has a very distinctive tattoo on her left forearm which is quite big. She big built ( over weight )

 blonde hair is named Clare Fordham Russell, from Kent,

She is well known in the ME for trying to sell drugs along with her body.

Be very cautious!

I will add some links to her website below: I have attached a face picture of Claire but it is old and she has longer hair now.

http://classifieds.justlanded.com/en/Oman/Services_Erotic-services/ENGLISH-LADY-FOR-intimate-TANTRIC-OIL-MASSAGE

http://classifieds.justlanded.com/en/Qatar/Services_Erotic-services/Fuller-Figured-English-Companion-to-visit-soon

http://classifieds.justlanded.com/en/Qatar/Personals_Erotic-encounters/ENGLISH-LADY-IN-MID-30-s-SENSUAL-MASSAGE-APRIL

http://millystrikermassage.yolasite.com

Oh dear, think I must have sent same e mail to just about everywhere!

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From: kippbortoff1970@hotmail.com
To: info@dohaairport.com
Subject: PROSTITUTES!
Date: Wed, 24 Aug 2011 20:21:32 +0100

This e mail is just to let you know that there is a well known prostitutes heading your way, she will probably be over sometime after Ramadan, sometime in September. She has a drink and drug addictions.

she is from the UK,  about 5ft6 with blonde hair, she has a very distinctive tattoo on her left forearm which is quite big. She big built ( over weight )

 blonde hair is named Clare Fordham Russell, from Kent,

She is well known in the ME for trying to sell drugs along with her body.

Be very cautious!

I will add some links to her website below: I have attached a face picture of Claire but it is old and she has longer hair now.

http://classifieds.justlanded.com/en/Oman/Services_Erotic-services/ENGLISH-LADY-FOR-intimate-TANTRIC-OIL-MASSAGE

http://classifieds.justlanded.com/en/Qatar/Services_Erotic-services/Fuller-Figured-English-Companion-to-visit-soon

http://classifieds.justlanded.com/en/Qatar/Personals_Erotic-encounters/ENGLISH-LADY-IN-MID-30-s-SENSUAL-MASSAGE-APRIL

http://millystrikermassage.yolasite.com

• FW: Royal Oman Police - Prostitutes‏

kipp bortoff (kippbortoff1970@hotmail.com)

Add to contacts

15/05/2011

To: bronteford@hotmail.co.uk

 

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From: kippbortoff1970@hotmail.com
To: inquiry@rop.gov.om
Subject: RE: Royal Oman Police - Prostitutes
Date: Sun, 15 May 2011 13:44:29 +0000

Hun, 2 can play at your games!!! If you don't fuck off then expect more!! I have done the same in Qatar!!
 

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From: inquiry@rop.gov.om
To: kippbortoff1970@hotmail.com
Subject: Royal Oman Police - Prostitutes
Date: Mon, 2 May 2011 07:32:32 +0400

Thank you for using our report a crime Service

Your question How do I report a prostitute to police has been added and your information regarding the 3 prostitutes is now on file so as when they arrive their passports will be flagged on the internet along with the extra details you forwarded.
Below is the reference number for your if you need to contact us please use this.
Reference Number : 53DE261C

NOW YOU CAN SEE WHAT A CRUEL, UNHINGED AND CALCULATED BITCH THIS WOMAN IS

Could Internet Dating Be The Answer To True Happiness?

I am astounded at how many internet dating sites there are now. Back in the day we used to laugh at people if they said "we met on the net" and it was always associated with 'Russian Brides' or really unattractive people looking for love, but now days it's totally accepted and very probable that you will know a person who is either dating an internet partner or has married someone they met on the net. 

I've done lots of research (nudge nudge wink wink) and in my experience, I think that there are certain "types" of guy that use the net for meeting people (women)

My rough estimations and naughty observations are:-

Roughly 52% of guys are ultimately looking for NSA Sex. Whether they're married, have a girl friend or they're single (most will say they're single, even if theyre not!)

Yes....I SMELL A RAT....a big fat juicy one!

I always laugh at the length these guys will go to if they are in "cyber pursuit" and how they want to give as little as possible for maximum in return (ie) for the people who aren't with me: THE MAJORITY OF THESE GUYS WILL ONLY TAKE YOU FOR A DRINK OR TWO AND WILL PROBABLY ONLY BUY THE FIRST ROUND AS THEY EXPECT YOU TO BE MEGGA GRATEFUL FOR THE PLEASURE OF THEIR COMPANY. THEY WONT TAKE YOU FOR DINNER BECAUSE IN THEIR LITTLE MIND YOU ARE "A SURE THING" BECAUSE YOU'RE GAGGING FOR IT ......I mean, why else would you turn up?! These guys are so tight that they wont even pay for a hotel room and expect a blow job in the car at the very least...to them it's "JOB DONE" I call these dudes the "I DONT PAY FOR SEX" GANG  

The next 5% are nice guys. Possibly single but possibly in an unhappy or sexless relationship. They're hard working and financially secure and have dated many women over the years but now they've found that social networking is a way to create sparks and hope to eventually "light that fire" again. They're not shy but they like to know lots about a woman before they meet up with her. They feel like little boys in a sweetie shop on the net so are probably chatting to quite a few; keeping their options open; but they make a silly mistake of cutting and pasting the exact same opening message to several lovely ladies and ...alas...us bright biachs can spot it a mile off #HUGETURNOFF

10% Of the guys are actually really genuine. Perhaps looking for love, perhaps recently out of a long relationship and "exploring" all possibilities that the web has to offer on the dating front. Several are just lonely or looking for 'banter' to brighten their day. These guys aren't necessarily actively looking for love or anything remotely like it but they are in the opinion that "if it happens it happens" These guys are the trustworthy ones without an agenda and if you date one you'll get treated like a princess because they have respect, imagination and a belief that love really does exist.

3% are "nice guys in disguise" they tend to befriend you and compliment regularly. They know the game needs to be played slowly to lure us in as they're really punching above their station...I do believe they're not 100% calculated and are more like THE CHANCERS who, if the chats have been reciprocated, will edge towards slightly more suggestive conversations and "test the water" they arent direct with "ooh I'd love to passionately kiss you" but will sneak in something like "you really do have beautiful hair....I bet you'd love a head massage" if you TAKE THE BAIT then they will up the game in the hope you'll be turned on enough to say a few things that they can at least wank to later. Every man has a WANK BANK

15% Are guys who just fancy a little online flirty fun with no intention of ever meeting up in person. Maybe a cheap thrill to spice it up with the Wife later in the boudoir...or just confident and secure with who they are and up for meeting new people and having a laugh. #HARMLESS

5% of Hardcore 'Sex Surfers' who know what they want and try everything in their power to get women to "swap pics" and skype with them for 'mutual pleasure' THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH....."Mutual Pleasure" Are you fucking serious? Do I really want to sit there watching a random guy tossing himself off? I'd rather bath in horse manure if I'm honest! 

5% of pubescent boys who are "looking for an older woman" because it's their pent up little fantasy that us more 'mature' ladies will teach them everything they need to know before they embark on that sexual journey in life....Laughing now....poor little bastards. They haven't a clue but I guess at least they're willing to study hard, work harder and achieve that ultimate high "Finding the G Spot" Bless them. Just dont suggest you meet for dinner unless you're prepared to sit in McDonald's!! 

5% Of guys are "The FUGLIES" Bless them...Socially Inept, boring as hell, possibly still a virgin and possibly living with mummy. This guy can be really skinny, unkempt and odd looking or overweight and balding with a rather odd sense of dress. I'm not saying these guys aren't nice people but they probably pop their clogs at the glimpse of a nipple and fantasise about every woman they have any contact with in the "real world" but here in the cyber world they find this abundance of confident chat in the hope that women don't see through it and perhaps by a miracle they might just find that Mrs Fugly.

Of course this is Milly's opinion and what the hell do I know??!!

Singapore and Hong Kong Are Such Amazing Places

Sexy Cities
I really enjoyed being there and I'd go back at the drop of a hat if only to enjoy the cuisine.

Here is Hong Kong

Singapore